Fmylife.com contains a daily dose of short anecdotes, based on a
simple recipe: in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty
moment which ruined their day. These short stories must begin with Today
and end with FML.
Today, my boyfriend was laying on top of me, looking lovingly into my eyes, when he sneezed, covering my face with snot. FML
Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML
Today, I was walking the dog when I noticed a hot guy checking me out. Flustered, I continued walking, only to trip over my dog and land on my face. The hot guy took a picture, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, I found a clear box of chocolates on my brothers dresser. I decided to be sneaky and steal a few. Not until after I ate one did I realize that they were in fact my brothers paintballs. FML
Today, I got my foot run over by my mother backing out of the garage. Then, when I was helped into the car to be taken to the doctor, my mother slams the same foot in the door. Later at the doctor's, I got my damaged foot stepped on by a very large and heavy woman. FML
Happy Friday!
Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML
Today, I was walking the dog when I noticed a hot guy checking me out. Flustered, I continued walking, only to trip over my dog and land on my face. The hot guy took a picture, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, I found a clear box of chocolates on my brothers dresser. I decided to be sneaky and steal a few. Not until after I ate one did I realize that they were in fact my brothers paintballs. FML
Today, I got my foot run over by my mother backing out of the garage. Then, when I was helped into the car to be taken to the doctor, my mother slams the same foot in the door. Later at the doctor's, I got my damaged foot stepped on by a very large and heavy woman. FML
Happy Friday!
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