Fmylife.com contains a daily dose of short anecdotes, based on a simple recipe: in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty moment which ruined their day. These short stories must begin with Today and end with FML.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Why? Because it's alright for her to have male friends, but when I have female friends, that dubs me as a "lying, cheating bastard". FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend picking his nose and eating it. Again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years left me for a girl on WoW. Yes, World of Warcraft. They have never met in real life before. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend is so addicted to the internet in general, and Facebook in particular, that I have to IM her to get her to talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend keeps his dead pets in his basement freezer because he does not want to separate from them. FML
Happy Friday!
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