Fmylife.com contains a daily dose of short anecdotes, based on a simple recipe: in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty moment which ruined their day. These short stories must begin with Today and end with FML.
Today, I woke up in an emergency room. Why? I hyperventilated and passed out when I found out that my favorite video game is getting a sequel. FML
Today, my computer was hit with something bigger than a virus: A car. FML
Today, a couple of friends stayed over because they were too drunk to drive. Apparently, one of my friends was too drunk to go to the bathroom, because when I woke up I discovered that my recliner, my work uniform, and one of my friends were completely covered in piss. FML
Today, my neighbor called my mother and told her someone was robbing our house. Since my father wasn't home, my mom just called the police. There wasn't any robber. Just my boyfriend sneaking in to give me flowers at midnight on my birthday. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' I've been a vegetarian for two years. He never even noticed. FML
Today, I woke up in an emergency room. Why? I hyperventilated and passed out when I found out that my favorite video game is getting a sequel. FML
Today, my computer was hit with something bigger than a virus: A car. FML
Today, a couple of friends stayed over because they were too drunk to drive. Apparently, one of my friends was too drunk to go to the bathroom, because when I woke up I discovered that my recliner, my work uniform, and one of my friends were completely covered in piss. FML
Today, my neighbor called my mother and told her someone was robbing our house. Since my father wasn't home, my mom just called the police. There wasn't any robber. Just my boyfriend sneaking in to give me flowers at midnight on my birthday. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' I've been a vegetarian for two years. He never even noticed. FML
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