Fmylife.com contains a daily dose of short anecdotes, based on a simple recipe: in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty moment which ruined their day. These short stories must begin with Today and end with FML.
Today, I was absently chewing a torn nail off my finger. Not thinking, I spit the nail out... and watched it land in my boss's coffee mug. FML
Today, my father drowned my hamster while I was at tuition. Apparently he thought 'they could swim' and just left him in a basin of water. He tried to resuscitate it by blowing on it with a hairdryer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time, in the back seat of his car. Another car pulled up and asked us for directions. FML
Today, after waiting for sex until marriage, I realized my husband and I have no sexual chemistry. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. While I was on top of him, his mother opens his bedroom door stares at me, says "Nice tattoos" and shuts the door. FML
Today, my father drowned my hamster while I was at tuition. Apparently he thought 'they could swim' and just left him in a basin of water. He tried to resuscitate it by blowing on it with a hairdryer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time, in the back seat of his car. Another car pulled up and asked us for directions. FML
Today, after waiting for sex until marriage, I realized my husband and I have no sexual chemistry. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. While I was on top of him, his mother opens his bedroom door stares at me, says "Nice tattoos" and shuts the door. FML
Happy Friday!
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