Fmylife.com contains a daily dose of short anecdotes, based on a simple recipe: in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty moment which ruined their day. These short stories must begin with Today and end with FML.
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I found out that the leak that has been dripping constantly on my head at work for the past 4 days is human waste from the three flats above. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching a movie late at night. I went down on her, and about 10 minutes into it my dad walks in and says, "Son, it's late, you should brush your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend called out someone else's name in bed. It was a man's name. FML
Happy Friday!
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